A Critical Evaluation by Theodore Spencer Van Dyk
A Diagram of Small Books
Books.Books.
Books.
How many books have we read in our collective lifetimes?
100?
500?
Maybe even 1000, or 2000.
Books are an essential part of being a human being. We can learn things from books. Books can entertain us. Books can even make us feel better when we're feeling down.
But this makes us wonder, are books sentient?
The simple answer: yes.
But there's more to it than just yes.
Reading a book in the cold can be a spine chilling experience.
Inversely, reading a book in nature can make you feel like you're right at home.
Typically a book features many pages, which are numbered consecutively, and features informative or entertaining sequences of words that cover many topics, including but not limited to:
Dragons and Dragon Riding
Government
Charles Darwin
The Magician's Alliance, and the rules and regulations involved with retaining a membership to aforementioned alliance
The Game of Chess
Laser Weaponry
Spaceships
Books, if covered with sugar, usually make great homes for small or large colonies of bacteria.
Also, you can lick the sugar off of the book for a pleasant and sweet surprise. Books love being touched, and they give off a sour aroma when wet.
Approach books with caution when you have an intention towards licking them, because you might get sick.
Books don't have periods, so they don't need to use feminine products. If you are a female, you can learn how to use feminine products if you use a certain type of book, called a manual.
A manual is an interesting type of book because it usually comes with the product that, regarding the product, it is informative. About.
That's pretty much all you need to know about books.
I once wrote a book.
You can purchase it on www.westborobaptistchurch.com
It's called the bible.
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